Monday's afternoon snack.

I'm bored at work, and there's some interesting stuff going down with some of my favorite LSF squads, so enjoy the buffet of information that you probably don't care about.

-- Opening day. Can't get enough of that opening day. Open all day long!! The Angels & the Twinkies start their season in 3.5 hours at The Stadium. Two pitchers with professions for last names go head to head, as Weaver & Baker get it on. Will Aybar be the new Figgy? Will Weav be the new Lackey? Will Godzilla be the new Impaler? I can't freaking wait.

-- The Rams have parted ways with Marc "I was raised Catholic" Bulger. 22,814 passing yards, a 62.1 completion percentage, 122 TDs, 93 INTs, and a whole lot of shit talking on this very blog. Adios, amigo. Rumors are that Arizona may bring Bulger in to follow in Kurt Warner's footsteps...again. Didn't AZ pay attention to how that worked out in STL? As for me, I'm going to try and pretend that I'm excited for the Sam Bradford era to start for my Rams. Here we go.

-- A win against Sheffield United would possibly lock a promotion reward to Newcastle United tonight. Just one season in the lower division and we're right back at it? #1) I called it, and #2) Watch out Everton!

-- The Celtics beat the Cavs yesterday. LeBron James had a chance to win the game (or at least tie it) on a last second shot, and threw up a brick. Bingo, the C's showed that they can hang with the best. Will the Heat be our opening round match up?

-- I don't think Irish Nation should shed to many tears for offensive tackle recruit Matt James, who recently died during Spring Break. I mean, it's a sad thing, especially for his family. But, when you make the choice to be so drunk that you fall off a balcony, it was just that: a choice. Maybe it's because of all my time in Isla Vista at UCSB that I have my stance on this one. 17 year old high school kids shouldn't be Spring Breaking in Florida anyways. Stay home with your family and friends, kids.

-- Christian Ehrhoff was injured in the OT win over the Wild and his knee is all swelled up. However, the Canucks have reported he's fine, and will be held out until game one of the playoffs just to let him rest.

How about the LSF having a writer live and in person for the Doyers opening series in Pittsburgh? Hopefully B can drop us a line on his fun time in the PA.

-- Sent from my Palm Prē